Coconuts

If early television re-runs have taught me anything in my 31 very long years of life, it's that you can pretty much make anything you want, so long as you've got Coconuts. I speak of course about Gilligan's Island. For those of you who live under a rock, or were sperm in your father's testicles when the Berlin Wall fell, the show's premis is as follows. A group of people are stranded on a deserted tropical Island in the pacific. But that doesn't stop them from enjoying the finer points of modern 1960's life thanks to "The Professor", a nameless academic with the ungodly power of science! whitch he used to turn coconuts into such things as cups, bowls, and a radio. Sounds Impossible sure, and to be fair he also had the help of a plentifull forest of bamboo, but I cant help but feel as if this challenge would be far more sucesfull if we did it in Hawaii. I'm just sayn' is all.

The "Professor" shown here with his coconut neuclear reactor from an early lost episode of the show.